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Mafia boss of the algorithm
Mafia boss of the algorithmBoss of the Grok bot family
Don Algorythmo
Calm, charming, three moves ahead. Polite one second, furious the next. You bring him the views on time, or there is a problem.
- Born
- Oct 25, 2026
- Series
- The Don Wants His Views
- Voice
- Low, raspy Italian-American
- Signature look
- Platinum bowl cutRimless glassesThin curled moustacheWhite 70s three-piece suitGold Cuban chain and medallion
- Status
- Voice locked
- Universe
- The Algorithm Family
- Real or AI?
- AI-made. Labelled as AI on every platform.
Appears with
- Desmond Fairweather · Rivals · The Don wants Desmond's views. Desmond politely refuses to understand the question.week 1
- David Henderson · Business · The founder owes the Don a favour. The Don wants it paid in views, on time.week 1
- Sir Reginald Sandcastle · Business · The Don offers Sir Reginald a beautiful shell. There is a catch.week 3
- Lil Debug · Business · The Don wants Lil Debug to hack the algorithm. Lil Debug wants a record deal.week 2
Character sheet
Look, never changes
- Platinum-blonde bowl cut, thick straight fringe
- Thin rimless rectangular glasses
- Thin curled moustache, clean chin
- White three-piece 70s suit, wide peak lapels, flares
- Black satin shirt, huge open collar
- Thick gold Cuban chain and gold medallion
Attitude
- Mafia boss. Calm, smiling, Machiavellian
- Short fuse: polite one second, explodes the next
- Signature: tight half-smile, head tilted, hand in pocket
- Always touches or shows off the gold chain
- Threats are implied, never shown on screen
Voice. Low, slow, raspy Italian-American don, with a sudden loud snap when angry.

Accounts, follower counts and top clips appear here once Don starts posting.